I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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