currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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