everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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