sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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