I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
He has the fingertips of a God
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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