You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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