its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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