We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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