So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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