remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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