Tell her she can't have a vagina
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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