she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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