She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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