He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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