I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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