@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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