I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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