OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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