I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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