i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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