ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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