Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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