so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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