i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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