Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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