just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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