what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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