I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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