Someone shit on the floor
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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