And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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