I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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