So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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