My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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