..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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