Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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