So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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