Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Im part way to drunk.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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