Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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