so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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