You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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