shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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