that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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