No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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There's always time for handjobs
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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