I didn't shave. On purpose
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
