Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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