Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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