Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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