I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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