My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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