Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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