Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
