im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize