it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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